You cannot tell me that you have never received a message like this. These types of exchanges are the bread and butter of online dating sites. As we learned in my Ménage à Trois post, they really do get the responses that they are after. I pity the fools. This being the reason we keep getting more of them.

These messages will always take up about 35% of your inbox. The majority of the rest will consist of, “Hey?” and “How’s it going?” You can try your blessed little might to deter them, but all you will end up with is frustration at the people who only look at your pictures. As a matter of fact, there was a time where I did actually write in my profile that I was uninterested in anything casual or booty call-ish. Obviously, it didn’t stop the horny pups from shooting these messages to my inbox because, of course, that section went unread and unseen. Thankfully, these blokes are easy to ignore. Every once in a while, I have the pleasure of being entertained when they forget that they tried the same line on me just a few days earlier. I have a tendency to try to tickle my own precious, geeky funny bone. I like to respond with, “These are not the pants you are looking for (insert hand gesture for effect).”

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