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So, this is not the first time that I’ve been asked to have a threesome. I tend to be slightly flattered, yet fiercely appalled. It’s absolutely ridiculous to me that some stranger will endeavor to get into my knickers via the internet. I didn’t even get a “Hey, how are you this evening?” Nope, just a “Hey, let’s get busy!”

I show the message to my friend and she begs me to respond. Oh, why not? Apparently, this works for him at least twice a week. This must explain why I get so many inappropriate messages from guys wanting to get into my panties without so much of an utterance of a hello. He likes the thrill of anonymous sex and thinks I should give it a try sometime. Buddy, please! I would definitely prefer to not catch some kind of heebie jeebs.

For some reason, I fascinate him even more. Before it goes any further, I bow out. Good night, good luck, and for the love of all things wonderful, protect thyself.

 

 

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