Hakuna Matata!
Every once in a while you run across a profile of two that make you wonder if author is joking …
Tag Archives: date
I'm a Slave For You
I’m quite certain that this fellow was channeling Britney Spears when he messaged me (get it get it). Please, please, …
Almost Human? Sex bots here we come…
So how many times have you started a conversation with someone on a dating app only to find out right …
Horny-Toad McGee
You cannot tell me that you have never received a message like this. These types of exchanges are the bread …
Help with computer work for a date?
So you’re going to start a new conversation with, “U good with the program access” ??? Which for those of …
Let's Hang Out
Let’s hang out! Let’s chill! What do you hear when you read these two invitations? Are they invitations? If so, to where? …
Marry me?
I get a few messages every month from someone wanting to marry me instantly. Let’s face it: I’m pretty and …
Cling much?
I have that polite person tendency to respond to anyone who makes a decent effort to message me, even if …
Can I fight you? Wait, what?
Ah, the bucket list. I have some pretty lofty dreams on my bucket list. Sky-diving, seeing La Sagrada Familia in …
Ménage à Trois
So, this is not the first time that I’ve been asked to have a threesome. I tend to be …