The Bloody Body Type
Allow me to preface this post with my official statement: I am not a sizeist. I’m not here to …
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The Over-Flatterer
Ah, the over- flatterer. They just cannot believe that they found someone as attractive as you on an online …
Persistence Is Not the Key
Hello, is it me you’re looking for? Nope. In one of my previous posts, Cling Much, I touched on the persistence …
I'm Not Single, But “How You Doing?”
I receive messages from married or attached men way too often. It's exhausting. “Hey there, I'm old enough to be …
Hakuna Matata!
Every once in a while you run across a profile of two that make you wonder if author is joking …
I'm a Slave For You
I’m quite certain that this fellow was channeling Britney Spears when he messaged me (get it get it). Please, please, …
Almost Human? Sex bots here we come…
So how many times have you started a conversation with someone on a dating app only to find out right …
Horny-Toad McGee
You cannot tell me that you have never received a message like this. These types of exchanges are the bread …
Help with computer work for a date?
So you’re going to start a new conversation with, “U good with the program access” ??? Which for those of …
Let's Hang Out
Let’s hang out! Let’s chill! What do you hear when you read these two invitations? Are they invitations? If so, to where? …