What's up homie?
I’m… so… confused… I’m perplexed about what this dude is trying to accomplish with his message. You called me love, …
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She Layeth the Smack Down
I am what people tend to call, feisty. I have this filter problem, resting bitch-face, as well as the inability …
Excuse Me, Can I Steal You?
You guys know by now that I get some pretty interesting messages. Guys that wanna fight me and everything …
You're my fave!
Mr. Washboard Abs, I can't stop looking at your Rectus Abdominus. Damn, what I would do… Really, that is besides …
The Bloody Body Type
Allow me to preface this post with my official statement: I am not a sizeist. I’m not here to …
The Over-Flatterer
Ah, the over- flatterer. They just cannot believe that they found someone as attractive as you on an online …
Persistence Is Not the Key
Hello, is it me you’re looking for? Nope. In one of my previous posts, Cling Much, I touched on the persistence …
Hakuna Matata!
Every once in a while you run across a profile of two that make you wonder if author is joking …
I'm a Slave For You
I’m quite certain that this fellow was channeling Britney Spears when he messaged me (get it get it). Please, please, …
Almost Human? Sex bots here we come…
So how many times have you started a conversation with someone on a dating app only to find out right …