She Layeth the Smack Down
I am what people tend to call, feisty. I have this filter problem, resting bitch-face, as well as the inability …
Tag Archives: twitter
Excuse Me, Can I Steal You?
You guys know by now that I get some pretty interesting messages. Guys that wanna fight me and everything …
You're my fave!
Mr. Washboard Abs, I can't stop looking at your Rectus Abdominus. Damn, what I would do… Really, that is besides …
The Bloody Body Type
Allow me to preface this post with my official statement: I am not a sizeist. I’m not here to …
The Over-Flatterer
Ah, the over- flatterer. They just cannot believe that they found someone as attractive as you on an online …
Persistence Is Not the Key
Hello, is it me you’re looking for? Nope. In one of my previous posts, Cling Much, I touched on the persistence …
I'm Not Single, But “How You Doing?”
I receive messages from married or attached men way too often. It's exhausting. “Hey there, I'm old enough to be …
Hakuna Matata!
Every once in a while you run across a profile of two that make you wonder if author is joking …
Help with computer work for a date?
So you’re going to start a new conversation with, “U good with the program access” ??? Which for those of …
Let's Hang Out
Let’s hang out! Let’s chill! What do you hear when you read these two invitations? Are they invitations? If so, to where? …